NotesFromStHelena

I hear in The Times (of London) it was reported that donkeys are now a fashionable pet, as a result of the popularity of the films Shrek and Shrek II. As we have donkeys up to our ears, and some of them are not too well cared for, here is an idea: how about we start an adopt-a-donkey scheme? The adopter would send us money to feed and keep the donkey, and we would send back information about their donkey, including photos. As all donkeys here have a tag number we can make sure that we send you photos of the correct donkey. Anyone interested?

If this takes off, we'll follow it up with an adopt-a-mynah-bird scheme .....